Rib Tickling Jokes: Laugh Your Way to Long Life
Language: English
Pages: 120
ISBN: 8122306691
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Laugh your way to long life!
The humourist, R.K. Murthi has tapped the depths of humour, struck a rich vein of rib–tickling jokes and put them together between the covers of this slim volume.
These are jokes shared with friends, relations and colleagues during interaction with them which whipped up laughter on every occasion. Quite a few have been garnerned from books, newpapers, magazines, radio and TV programmes.
These have been put together and presented under suitable headings for you to savour at leisure.
return the amount on the 5th of next month.” “Certainly.” Shankar walked off with the money. On the 5th of next month, he had no means of returning the loan. He now sought the loan from another friend Hari. He got the loan and cleared Shankar’s dues. This went on for about six months. On the fifth of every month, he would take the loan from Raghu and clear the loan of Hari. On the fifth of the next month, he would borrow from Hari to clear the loan of Raghu. Then he called Hari and Raghu and
fishing,” the German quipped. “Why?” the Russian almost shouted. “I guess on your side even the fish are scared to open their mouths.” For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Poles were Poles one day and Russians the next day, or vice versa. Finally, when Poland broke away from the Iron Curtain, a farmer ran excitedly to his wife and told her, “Thank God! No more of those freezing Russian winters.” Two rabbits met at Siberia. “We have to get out of here,
Microstrategy Inc. of Vienna lost $6.2 billion in paper profits when his company’s stock fell 62 percent on 20th March, 2000 and suffered a personal loss of nearly $10 billion in ten days. Paul Parhi of The Washington Post noted this and came up with the top ten ways in which such a loss cramps the loser. These included : Need for extra therapy sessions to handle shift from being obscenely rich to merely disgustingly rich; Wallet no longer leaves attractive bulge in pants; Girlfriend
accused a choice. He could choose one of the advocates that the court usually assigned to defend people who couldn’t afford the cost, or he could have his pick. “I shall have the best lawyer, Sir,” said the accused. “Please yourself,” said the magistrate. “Can I ring up Mr “, the accused gave the name of the leading criminal lawyer. “Go ahead,” said the magistrate. The accused was led by one of the constables to the booth. He rang up the lawyer. “Who is calling?” the lawyer asked. “Sir,
time and dowdy one year after its time. It is ridiculous 20 years after its heyday and romantic 100 years after its time. Have you ever given this a thought? Woman’s apparel, says a wit, is a compromise between the expressed desire to dress and the unexpressed desire to undress. Driver’s Tales The man discovered that he had left his wallet in the taxi, only after he sought the wallet to pay for his registration at the hotel counter. In panic, he stomped to the front of the hotel, hoping