Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Girls Only: Mystery, History, Gossip, and Secrets (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Girls Only: Mystery, History, Gossip, and Secrets (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Bathroom Readers' Institute

Language: English

Pages: 288

ISBN: 1607101793

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


We locked the bad boys at the BRI in the water closet and let the fairer gender run things for a while. The result: For Girls Only! You’ll discover a secret stash of cheeky stories written for girls of all ages (but mostly pre-teens and teens). In what other book would you find fortune-telling tips through the ages, the recipe for Love Potion #9, and the origin of underwear? In no other book in the world! So unlock your inner goddess with . . .

- The woman who invented the bulletproof vest
- The Hungarian countess who killed for her beauty secret
- Ten teen gals who became millionaires (and spent it wisely)
- Guns and roses: the real-life story of Annie Oakley
- The not-so-glamorous life of a fashion model
- The princess diaries: horrific tales of intermarriage among the royal families
- What movie stars wear during “nude” scenes and other cinema secrets
And much, much more!

Lexile score: 1100L

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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