The Sh*tfaced Games
HogWild
Language: English
Pages: 161
ISBN: 2:00196327
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Drinking games are a pastime that bring out the best (and worst) in party-goers?a crossroads where fierce competition and drunken abandon meet. The Sh*tfaced Games takes the tradition to the next level by giving average folks their own chance to compete with their friends at something they're good at: drinking.In the spirit of the Olympiad, this book presents fifty drinking games from around the world from Ice Rink Drink to Alcohol Archery, and each is given a rating of bronze (?tipsy'), silver (?drunk'), or gold (?completely sh*tfaced') to help readers figure out exactly how drunk they are bound to get. The games are interspersed with commentary from stand-up comedian HogWild, drinking trivia, Games-inspired cocktail recipes, and a handful of illustrations throughout.
Shtfaced Games Cover US final_Layout 1 8/22/13 1:12 PM Page 1 50 Outr ag Drin eous k Gam ing es Well, it’s not happening. But you can compete in your natural area of talent: getting sh*tfaced! The Sh*tfaced Games includes 50 outrageous and hilarious drinking games including The Get-Hammered Throw, Who’s on the Juice?, Ice-Rink Drink, and Shot Put Eggs Until You Vomelet!, plus a handful of cocktails inspired by real games from around the world. Get some friends together, start training, and go
pregame shot. This is to help players achieve ancient yoga’s fourth meditative stage called Dhyana, or more commonly known as, “Duuuuuuuude! I love you, man!” Scoring: Nondrinking players get ten points for a correct guess. The drinking player gets ten points for each participant he fools. Now it is the next person’s turn to drink and try to fool everyone. The winner is announced after three rounds of drinking. But really, everyone’s a winner in terms of their vitamin C intake. Drunken Thought:
and make it believable! Use your best pick-up line, flirt with your eyes, touch their hand, play footsie, bust out your moves! NOTE: Ladies, when I’m super old, I’ll still be naughty. I’ll play footsies under the table with my thick sneakers until our Velcro gets all tangled! If the person wants to turn down your pass, he must be out of his mind, because you’re hawt! Nevertheless, drink a shot. If he accepts your pass, now you can back down from your original advance, but then you must drink a
you will be getting “pucked up” (see what I did there?) by playing three-on-three hockey with one referee. Each of the two teams will have three players: a goalie, a forward, and a defenseman. To begin this game the two forwards face off! Each forward drinks a shot. Whomever downs their drink first, according to the referee, advances, and his team now has possession of the virtual puck. That team can boastfully shout, “Puck off!” to their opponent. NOTE: I promise there are only forty-seven more
Bogopolskaya, Michael Schechter, Nicollete Bernardino, and Stevie Curry. And an extraspecial thank you to Paul Dean, Paulina Leoniak, and Evan Lieberman for their detailed feedback and support. THE SH*TFACED GAMES 158 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 159 Thank you, Scott Kaar, Ian Langsam, and Ron Mallick for your encouragement. Finally, thank you to Judy and Larry, my parents. They are like two love birds—if love birds screeched like hawks intimidating their prey.