Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek

Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek

Olivia Munn

Language: English

Pages: 288

ISBN: 0312583761

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Now the star of NBC's Perfect Couples, Olivia Munn's hilarious first collection of essays, Suck It Wonder Woman, offers up such stories like "Thought's About My First Agent's Girlfriend's Vagina," wherein Olivia skewers life in Hollywood. In "Sex: What You Can Do to Help Yourself Have More of It," she frankly gets down to the business of getting it on, including advice on how to appropriately wrap it and bag it. In "What to Do When the Robots Invade (Yes, When!)," Olivia offers valuable information on. . .what to do when the robots invade! This book also includes such handy treasures as a timeline of great moments in Geek history, a flip book, and an unofficial FAQ section. Suck It, Wonder Woman! brings Olivia Munn's incredible wit, and lightning-fast costume changes to a world that needs more scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and a freakin' hoverboard!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for it. Like a desperate, horny virgin in a porno called Desperate Horny Virgins, starring me. We start making out…and we don’t stop…for the entire movie. Did I mention we’d gone to Forrest Gump? Yep. We made out through Forrest f’ing Gump. The whole thing. One hundred and forty two minutes of lip-twisting ferocity. His tongue was practically slathering my tonsils through young Forrest’s awkward childhood. His hands were down my shirt and cupping my boobs (actually my very padded training bra, to

And then as quickly as we were told we had to pull the plug, we were in her room, and the doctor shut off the machine. It was so quick. I could barely even think straight. Where was my mother? She’d want to be here for this. What’s going on? Can I hold her hand? Can I ask for a moment to be alone with her before she leaves us forever? Can I just tell her I’m sorry? Can I tell her good night? Please? Please, I just want a second to think. But, before I could let out a word, she was gone. The

agent and thanked him for his offer. I think he could tell that I didn’t know who he was. He went into the story of his life. Something about something, I don’t remember…But, someone had made a critically acclaimed documentary about Hollywood, in which he figured prominately, and I should watch it because it’ll show me how I, too, can become successful in Hollywood. Then he suddenly reached over to his nightstand, opened a drawer and grabbed a copy of the DVD. Wow: so conveniently stacked to

then shouldn’t we be able to learn something from them? Call me crazy but I think so. And in considering what zombies could teach us, let’s go for something big—something about life or money or death. Or love. Yes, love, let’s go with love! Now that I think about it, zombies really could teach us something about the lovemaking arts. Sure, they may not always be that easy on the eyes but in the way that they live their lives (or whatever it is the undead do), there are a few excellent lessons we

just another way of saying you are giving him or her a brain erection—or “brection.” …brains are not just for breakfast anymore. A road less traveled might be to bake your lover a pie. This might sound odd at first, but I think you will be pleased by the effects of the wafting aroma of warm apples baking. Again, this will tease and arouse the brain that’s connected to the body whose bones you wish to jump. Also—pie is delicious! Just don’t combine thoughts here and bake them a brain pie

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