Mo' Urban Dictionary: Ridonkulous Street Slang Defined
Aaron Peckham
Language: English
Pages: 240
ISBN: 0740768751
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
I have seen the future of slang dictionaries, and its name is urbandictionary.com. --Times (London)
* Move over Merriam-Webster, Oxford, and American Heritage; your version of truthiness has hit the marble ceiling.
Compiled from the wildly popular Web site urbandictionary.com, Mo' Urban Dictionary: Ridonkulous Street Slang Defined includes more than 2,000 of the latest contemporary slang entries.
* Since the site's founding in 1999, more than 2.5 million definitions have been submitted. Thousands of new words and definitions are added each day.
* Each alphabetized entry includes a word, a definition, and a sample sentence.
Applejacked: Having your Apple iPod stolen. Dude, on the train last night I totally got Applejacked!
bacon bit: A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a pig or bacon. I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I realized it was just the bacon bits--mall security.
cruiser spoon: To park two police cruisers with the drivers' sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows. Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead.
afterward. chronchitis Bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long-ass time, like when you’re stoned all week. Symptoms include excessive nasty-sounding coughs and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud. Goddamn, dude, we shouldn’t have smoked that whole lid at once. I think I got chronchitis. chronic 1. Very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. 2. A long-lasting medical condition. From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the
half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him. crosstitute A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a “fundie,” e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc. Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo. crotchfruit Derogatory term for a child. I really hate summer. My town is
area as a result of the consumption of large amounts of spicy foods. Damn … those hot wings gave me angry ass. angster A term of endearment for one who is simultaneously defined as “emo” or “goth” and a “gangsta.” A rare but potent combination. Yo, Emil, stop bein’ such a friggin’ angster, yo! animal beer Different brands of cheap-ass beer with pictures of wild animals on their cans, e.g., Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rhinelander. All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits. anime
hobeau, with his long hair and beard. He hasn’t showered since they invented water but I luv him anyway. hobosexual The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one’s own appearance. The first documented hobosexual was John the Baptist. ho ho ho Santa’s cry, or three prostitutes. Ho ho ho, it’s Christmas! ho hound To be all over girls who you like, not giving them any room to breathe. Guy 1: Yo, where’s James? Guy 2: He doesn’t have time for us now. He’s busy ho hounding,
ride neons To be riding in a car equipped with neon lights on the rims or undercarriage of the car. Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip. ride on In the vernacular of mountain biking: “right on,” “continue on,” “you are doing well,” “cool,” etc. Snowflake: Dude, I just cleaned that technical section. Mike: Ride on! ringtone DJ A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they