Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind! (My Weird School #6)
Dan Gutman
Language: English
Pages: 112
ISBN: 0060745207
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Something weird is going on!
Music class is awesome! The teacher, Mr. Hynde, raps, break-dances, and plays bongo drums on the principal's bald head. But he goes too far when he tries to make A.J. kiss Andrea in the school play. Yuck! Will A.J. survive?
down!” somebody yelled. “And now, second graders…appearing live and in person at Ella Mentry School…is the one…the only…Jam Master Hynde, the One-Man Funky Groove Machine! Give it up, y’all! ’Cause Mr. Hynde is in the house!” The two guys ran out the door. The drums got louder. The lights got brighter. Andrea and Emily put their hands over their ears. That’s when Mr. Hynde ran in the door. He was a lot younger than Mr. Loring. He had on a baseball cap too, and he was wearing this big
of the vomitorium. Emily is weird. 5 Mr. Hynde Gets Funky If Andrea and her mother got Mr. Hynde fired, it would be a horrible disaster. I was determined to stop them. But in the meantime, I had another problem to worry about. Multiplication. We were just starting to learn about multiplication, and I didn’t get it. I understood how 2 plus 2 equals 4. But then how was it possible for 2 times 2 to equal 4 too? I mean, 3 plus 3 and 3 times 3 don’t equal the same number. It just
didn’t make sense. The way I looked at it, if 2 plus 2 equals 4, and 2 times 2 also equals 4, then addition and multiplication were the same thing. And if they were the same thing, why did we have to learn both of them? I was having a tough enough time with addition and subtraction before this multiplication stuff messed everything up. I asked Miss Daisy to explain how 2 plus 2 and 2 times 2 can both equal 4. “How should I know?” she replied. “I don’t know anything about math.” Miss Daisy
the same time when suddenly, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. The door to the music room opened. And who do you think walked in? It was Mr. Klutz, the school principal! “Oh, snap!” said Mr. Hynde. Mr. Klutz is completely bald. I mean, he has no hair at all on his head. Everything stopped. Mr. Hynde stood there like a statue. A statue with a garbage can on its foot. Everybody stopped dancing. There was no noise at all. We were all looking at Mr. Klutz as he stood
Hynde started singing. “‘The sun will come out tomorrow….’” I wouldn’t believe it! Mr. Hynde wasn’t singing one of his rap songs. He was singing that dumb bet-your-bottom-dollar song! Tears were rolling down his cheeks while he sang. “‘Tomorrow…tomorrow…’” After he finished the song, we all cheered. Even me, and I hate that dumb song. I thought the judges were going to say how terrible Mr. Hynde was, because they pretty much hate everybody. But they didn’t. They said he was really good. And