Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book. Jeremy Strong
Jeremy Strong
Language: English
Pages: 30
ISBN: 2:00176273
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Is it time to pause for breath? No because there's also Streaker the dog, indoor pirates, trolls and superheroes and karate kicking and time-travelling and mad grannies, and so much more. Featuring a brand new short-story by Jeremy, the "Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book" is jam-packed with jokes, quizzes, puzzles and games, plus extracts from all your favourite stories. Warning: no knock-knock's were used in the making of this book.
coffee table on his head. He was covered in soot and a big sooty trail led all the way from the fireplace to where he was sitting. ‘Hello,’ I said, like you do when you meet a chimp with a table on his head. Dinah and the chimp stared at me. He lifted one leg and … well, piffed, noisily. Dinah gave a small choking noise and slowly toppled backwards off her perch. The Beak Speaks Animal Wordsnake Evil Divine has been keeping lots of animals caged up in her house so she can sell them at a
She had great leathery plates sticking out of her back, like fins that had been designed by somebody who couldn’t draw. She had a small head with little red glinting eyes, a long snout and an even longer thick purple tongue. Dinosaur Pox Dino True or False Are you a dino expert? Read the sentences below, then tick the true or false box. 1 Dinosaurs are extinct. TRUE FALSE 2 Some dinosaurs were as small as chickens. TRUE FALSE 3 Scientists don’t know what colour dinosaurs were. TRUE
horrible mess.’ He clumped up the stairs and disappeared from sight. While the remaining pirates unpacked the bags, put all the shopping away AND cleared up the mess, Captain Blackpatch stayed upstairs thinking. The others knew he must be thinking very hard because they could hear his snores even from down below. They stared at the mess the burglars had left behind them and wondered where to start. Newspapers, plastic seagulls, letters, table lamps, eyepatches, shoes, wooden legs, toys,
Read more about Nicholas’s daft family: MY DAD’S GOT AN ALLIGATOR! MY GRANNY’S GREAT ESCAPE MY MUM’S GOING TO EXPLODE! MY BROTHER’S FAMOUS BOTTOM MY BROTHER’S FAMOUS BOTTOM GETS PINCHED MY BROTHER’S FAMOUS BOTTOM GOES CAMPING Jeremy STRONG’S LAUGH-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF Joke Book PUFFIN PUFFIN BOOKS Published by the Penguin Group Penguin Books Ltd, 80 Strand, London WC2R 0RL, England Penguin Group (USA) Inc., 375 Hudson Street, New York, New York 10014, USA Penguin Group
up and down at the same time. Captain Blackpatch eyed it with annoyance. ‘We want a dog,’ he declared. ‘Not that titchy tiny kind of thing, but a proper dog.’ ‘A big one,’ said Lumpy Lawson, holding a hand above his head to show how big the dog should be. ‘With big teeth,’ added Polly. ‘Big and sharp as sharks’ teeth,’ declared Molly. Bald Ben gave Mr Widgett and the bouncy dog a friendly smile. ‘I like that one,’ he murmured. The other four pirates turned and stared at Bald Ben. Captain