Grosslumps: Tales to Irritate Your Spook Glands
P. F. Chills
Language: English
Pages: 128
ISBN: 1942099010
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Here lie nine spooktacular, hauntifying, and ghouleriffic tales by horror mega-maestro P. F. Chills! A high school where human sacrifices are the illest. A magic button that delivers killer pizza. An aging rock band who turns fans into demons. A kid who discovers his parents' divorce lawyers are aliens. These stories and more will give you a nasty, highly contagious case of the grosslumps.
principal is just a regular old snake mummy. I got a lot of letters from children about that one. Readers also wanted to know why the principal kept leering at Cindy Walker’s skirt. After all, it had nothing to do with the plot. Sometimes characters have a mind of their own! As for my mind? It was eaten by zombies years ago. Kids, get ready for the ultimate twist ‘em up. No, it has nothing to do with a secret passageway leading to a dead body, like in Secret Passageway Leading to a Dead Body.
bulbous red eyes. Her wings expanded to the width of the closet. Her antennae twitched in an evil way. It’s hard to describe, but trust me, it was very menacing. I looked away from her. I was squinting in fear and shaking. I was too terrified to even pee my pants... again. That’s when she started gently stroking my hair. “Reeeeelaaaaax,” Rebekkah Meggat said in a vibrating bug voice. “I just want to taaaaaaaalk.” “H-h-huh?” I muttered. “I’m sorry you had to find ouuuuuut this ways. Yes, all
it couldn’t be. The shop was miles away. Dana looked down. In a split second, her boobs got HUGE! She had no idea how she was going to put on a shirt! It was great! The coconut bra had done the job. Dana didn’t even notice the drumming noise continuing faintly in the distance. The next morning, Dana got attention from every person she passed. The elevator attendant hit too many buttons while staring at her. The bellboy dropped some bags while gawking at her bags. The porn star in the lobby
Shim-L. Just then, the screen went blank and the unspecific rock and roll melodies stopped! “No, no, no!” Mrs. Wyler shouted in disapproval. “This is the devil’s marketing campaign.” Mr. Wyler nodded in approval of her disapproval. That was his job. “Now, I’ll call Kelsey’s mom to confirm the sleepover, where there’ll certainly have no rock music— ” Mrs. Wyler offered. Randy cut her off. “Uh, don’t worry about it. She said it was cool,” Randy assured. Kira beamed with a mouthful of Gristle
scared or it’s cold. I pretended that I was just uncomfortable because I was really focused on the rope. “It was pretty scary. It wasn’t, like, the scariest book ever.” “Yeah, I know,” Carter said. “The one I gave you is known to be the least scary Willies book of the whole series.” “Really?” That took me by surprise. By the way, I realize you might be wondering what happened to that giant spider. I smashed it with the TV remote. I mean, it wasn’t giant, like, three-feet long giant. It was