The Grumpy Guide to Life: Observations from Grumpy Cat
Grumpy Cat
Language: English
Pages: 112
ISBN: 1452134235
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat's famous frown and packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help anyone get in touch with their inner grouch.
CRIME. You need someone to blame when people start asking questions. Simple rules for friendship: IF ANYONE TRIES TO GIVE YOU ADVICE, IGNORE THEM. IF ANYONE TRIES TO IGNORE YOU, GIVE THEM ADVICE. Be e on e m So e’s. Els Don’t be afraid to tell someone how you really feel. BONUS POINTS IF THEY START CRYING. KEEP YOUR ENEM IES CLOS E. THAT WAY YOU CAN’T SEE YOUR FRIE NDS. A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED. So just avoid making eye contact with anyone, because helping people is
bed, you idiot.” DON’T BE AFRAID TO GO OUT ON A LIMB. How else will you be able to drop things on people’s heads when they try to rescue you? THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA. Annoying, ugly, smelly fish. Finding yourself between a rock and a hard place is just fine, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE HIDING FROM SOMEONE YOU CAN’T STAND. FLOWERS ARE JUST NATURE SHOWING OFF. We get it, nature. You have colors. You don’t need to rub our faces in it. NEXT TIME YOU’RE FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT
FIRS T YOU DON’T SUCC EED GOOD E FAILUR Success The truth is, it’s much easier to fail than it is to succeed. Why not just sit back and coast all the way to mediocrity? It’s that or neverending toil toward a meaningless goal. The choice is yours. BELIEVE YOU CAN’T AND YOU’RE HALFWAY THERE. KNOW WHEN TO QUIT: before you even get started. Practice NEGATIVE thinking. NEVER LEAD. Always follow. It’s easier to trip someone from behind. IF LI FE DE AL S YOU L E M O N S , TH RO W TH EM
others. Trust me, I’ve tried. Certain people will always attach themselves to you and refuse to let go. That doesn’t mean you have to start being friendly or submitting to hugs. There are plenty of ways to deal with the people that won’t leave you alone. You might even get lucky and make them grumpy in the process. A GOOD FRIEND ALWAYS LISTENS. Which is as good a reason as any to never listen to anyone. Ever. (You don’t want people to get the wrong idea.) Being an enemy means hating someone,
others. Trust me, I’ve tried. Certain people will always attach themselves to you and refuse to let go. That doesn’t mean you have to start being friendly or submitting to hugs. There are plenty of ways to deal with the people that won’t leave you alone. You might even get lucky and make them grumpy in the process. A GOOD FRIEND ALWAYS LISTENS. Which is as good a reason as any to never listen to anyone. Ever. (You don’t want people to get the wrong idea.) Being an enemy means hating someone,