Obsolete: An Encyclopedia of Once-Common Things Passing Us By, from Mix Tapes and Modesty to Typewriters and Truly Blind Dates

Obsolete: An Encyclopedia of Once-Common Things Passing Us By, from Mix Tapes and Modesty to Typewriters and Truly Blind Dates

Anna Jane Grossman

Language: English

Pages: 192

ISBN: 0810978490

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Thanks to advancing technology and shifting mores, the amount of change we experience in our lifetimes is truly exceptional. Objects and practices that are commonplace can very quickly become outmoded. In this witty and informative collection of short essays, journalist and social commentator Anna Jane Grossman takes a thoughtful look at what everyday apparatuses, ideas, and behaviors are quickly disappearing—or else have already left the building.
Obsolete contains essays and entries on more than 100 alphabetized fading subjects, including Blind Dates, Mix Tapes, Getting Lost, Porn Magazines, Looking Old, Operators, Camera Film, Hitchhiking, Body Hair, Writing Letters, Basketball Players in Short Shorts, Privacy, Cash, and, yes, Books. This ode to obsolescence also includes 25 quirky pen-and-ink line illustrations to further help us remember exactly what we’re missing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

forty-five minutes a day on their penmanship; today they recommend just fifteen minutes, although surveys suggest that most grammar schools devote far less time than that. Then again, is there really a point to devoting much more than that to a skill that’s almost never required in daily life beyond 4th grade? We might not be able to render the kind of beautiful handwritten pen-and-ink love letters that our grandparents exchanged, but if they’d had Gmail, they would’ve likely made do with

flipping randomly through those featherweight pages. It also deprived you of artillery should your studying be interrupted by a rat. As information steadily becomes decreasingly tangible, encyclopedias are enriching little more than landfill soil. The Internet is largely quashing the need for multivolume print encyclopedias, but this has led to a new question converse to the one posed by encyclopedia usage: Instead of asking if it’s wise to rely on just one source, you instead find yourself

Madeleine Albright: “Network nightly news broadcasts were a source of common information and national unity. Opinions differed, but Americans began thinking with the same images and facts in mind, brought to them by experienced journalists. If you cared about national or world affairs, you scheduled dinner before or after the nightly serving of Cronkite, Rather, Brokaw, or Jennings.” EXECUTIVE CHAIRS Status symbols on wheels. • • • Kings sat on big thrones, so why shouldn’t the head of

one favorite song without immediately recalling what the next one should be. Those dying to cram in as many songs as possible (filling up that last minute with one of the standard quicky songs: The Violent Femme’s “Old Mother Reagan,” Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bookends,” The Beatles’ “Her Majesty”…) would sometimes use a 120-minute tape instead of the typical, sixty-minute one; it was a move that only betrayed a kind of greenness, since any savvy mixtape-maker knew that the ribbon in longer

effect in modern pop songs. College radio DJs and the non-mainstream music aficionados broadcasting on the FM airwaves shirked the tight formulas that had become de rigueur on the AM band—the Top 40 countdowns and the same songs in rotation every hour, each one bookended by ten-minute commercials. Instead, they used the stations to play experimental music and embraced offbeat talk programs. The content could afford to be esoteric, if only because the people who owned FM receivers were few and

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