Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'! (My Weirder School, Book 2)
Dan Gutman
Language: English
Pages: 112
ISBN: 0061969184
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
My Weirder School weirder than ever!
Mr. Harrison, the tech guy at Ella Mentry School, can fix anything: computers, phones, pencil sharpeners. He can also build anything, like a solar-powered umbrella. What a nerd! But when the power goes out in the school, everyone is yelling and screaming and freaking out in the dark. Can Mr. Harrison save the day?
shouted. “No math!” “What?!” Mr. Granite moaned. “Nobody told me we were having an assembly.” He was mad, but I was happy because we got out of math again. I didn’t even mind that we had to walk a million hundred miles to the all-purpose room. I got a seat next to Ryan, and Alexia sat on my other side. Andrea and that crybaby Emily were in front of us. Mr. Klutz and our vice principal, Mrs. Jafee, got up on the stage. Mrs. Jafee made a peace sign with her fingers, which means “shut up.”
seconds later, the SMART Board was off the fritz. Mr. Harrison can fix anything: computers, laser printers, scanners, intercoms, microphones, even pencil sharpeners and coffee machines. And there’s plenty of old, broken-down stuff to fix at our school. That’s the thing about a fifty-year-old school. Everything is always on the fritz and falling apart. One time, a piece of plaster fell off the ceiling in the hallway and hit Emily in the head. It was a real Kodak moment. We need to have a tech
some cake, you need to go to the all-purpose room right away.” I love cake! I was about to run out of the vomitorium, but Mr. Harrison grabbed me. “Whoa! Not so fast, A.J.,” he said. “It’s slippery in here. You might fall down and get hurt. I want to hold your hand.” WHAT?! I looked at Alexia. Alexia looked at Ryan. Ryan looked at Michael. Michael looked at Neil. Neil looked at Andrea. And we all mouthed the same words. “I want to hold your hand?” See? I told you that Mr. Harrison was one
exciting, too. The candles on our cake didn’t give off a lot of light. “I’m down,” I said when my feet touched the bottom. It was dusty and dirty. “Mrs. Mentry?” Andrea asked. “Where are you?” Silence. “Do you see anything?” Alexia asked. “No.” “I’ve just seen a face,” said Ryan. “Where?” said Andrea. “Is it Mrs. Mentry?” At that moment the scariest thing in the history of the world happened. I heard a deep, rumbling sound, then a crash. And the next thing I knew, the ceiling was falling
noise in the corner. There was movement. “What’s that?” Alexia asked. “Maybe it’s the fried squirrel,” said Ryan. “It’s not a fried squirrel!” said Andrea. “It’s a live squirrel. It’s Digger!” “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!” Chapter 12 Supersquirrel A live squirrel was staring at me, no more than two feet away! Ryan, Andrea, Alexia, and I climbed out of that hole in the ground like our pants were on fire. You should have been there! I thought I was gonna die! “If Digger chewed through the