Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! (My Weird School #9)
Dan Gutman
Language: English
Pages: 96
ISBN: 0060822252
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Something weird is going on!
Miss Lazar likes to dance around the school with a mop! She has a secret room down in the basement where she keeps the bad kids. She says cleaning throw-up is fun! Miss Lazar is the weirdest custodian in the history of the world!
will overflow because there’s a ghost inside it pushing the water out. “Of course the toilet is not haunted,” said Mr. Klutz. “Don’t be silly.” “That was cool when Miss Lazar fixed the toilet,” Michael said. “That’s not a question, Michael,” said Mr. Klutz. “That was cool when Miss Lazar fixed the toilet, wasn’t it?” Michael asked. “Yeah,” everybody agreed. “Okay, that’s enough about Miss Lazar,” said Mr. Klutz. “Does anyone have any other questions?” “Mr. Klutz, do you wish you were
asked. “Well, she did kill the ghost in the toilet,” Michael said. “So we know she has super powers.” “She’s got a uniform with letters on it too,” I said. “Superheroes always wear cool uniforms.” “They always have a secret place they go when they need to be alone,” said Ryan. “Miss Lazar has a secret room down in the basement.” I didn’t think Andrea and her little nosy girlfriends were listening to us, but of course they were. “You boys are silly dumbheads,” said Andrea. “Miss Lazar isn’t a
you get up there, Mr. Klutz?” “Never mind that,” he yelled. “How am I going to get down?” Miss Lazar looked at the wall. She looked at Mr. Klutz. Then she looked at me. “A.J.,” she said, “remember the secret room I showed you in my office? I need you to run down there as fast as you can. Open the door and get my blue plunger. It has a hole in the wooden handle.” “Why do you want a toilet plunger now?” I asked. “Go!” Miss Lazar said. “Duty calls!” Miss Lazar said “duty” again. I ran as fast
She’s a real superhero!” “Thanks, Miss Lazar,” said Mr. Klutz. “You saved my life!” “It’s all in a day’s work,” said Miss Lazar as she got back on her scooter. “Even on my day off! But now I must take my leave. You kids better get back to class. Duty calls!” Miss Lazar had said “duty” again. After she buzzed away on her scooter, Mr. Klutz pulled at the plunger, but it was stuck to his head pretty tightly. He said he didn’t mind, because it had saved his life. But he would look really funny in
hats for a while. All the excitement was over, and we had to go back inside boring old Ella Mentry School. Maybe someday we’ll find out if Miss Lazar is a real superhero or not. Maybe someday Mr. Klutz will get over his jealousy of Miss Lazar. Maybe someday we’ll find out who put the crayons down the toilet. Maybe someday we’ll find out what chicken pox has to do with chickens. Maybe someday Mr. Klutz will get the toilet bowl plunger off his head. Maybe someday I’ll be able to hear the word