Jokes Every Man Should Know (Pocket Companions)
Don Steinberg
Language: English
Pages: 144
ISBN: 1594742286
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
The Only Joke Book You’ll Ever Need
Featuring:
• Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell
• Eight Jokes Just for Kids
• Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids
• Six Jokes about Lightbulbs
• Seven Jokes about Bars
• The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
Plus alternate versions, roasts and toasts, historical footnotes, tips on telling jokes, and much, much more.
if it came four minutes earlier? Most joke books compile hundreds, even thousands of jokes. They don’t help the problem. I think they hurt. It’s like they’ve put a tremendous pile of steaming, putrid crud in your living room, with a few gold nuggets mixed in, and said, “Well, here you go.” All of a sudden, you’re like the hopeful little kid who just wants a pony for Christmas. When he rushes downstairs on Christmas morning, there’s a gigantic mound of manure. His eyes light up, and he starts
We can do that. Wait here and we’ll have it right back out.” A half hour later the baker brings the cake out again, shows it, and the man is finally happy. The baker pulls out a cake box and starts putting it in. “Hey, no, don’t do that,” the guy says. “I’ll eat it here.” This Joke Belongs to Emo Philips Most of the jokes in this book have unclear authorship. This is an exception. It was written and is performed by the comedian Emo Philips. He’s given us permission to use it, as long as
comes a magic genie! The genie says each guy can have one wish granted. The first guy says, “I wish I was off this island and back home.” And poof! The wish comes true, and the guy is gone. The second guy wishes the same thing. “I wish I was off this island and back home.” And poof! He’s gone off the island, back home. Then the third guy gets his wish. He says: “I’m lonely. I wish all my friends were back here.” Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick. A duck walks into a store and asks for
back of the bar. It’s a woman. “I’ll try,” she says. “But you have to promise not to hit me with the beer bottle.” Rejected Gator Jokes Alert! We promised this book would selectively deliver only supreme-quality jokes. Here’s a behind-the-scenes glimpse at what we had to reject in order to keep that sacred promise. There are basically three known alligator jokes. There’s the one on page 26, concerning the gentleman who puts his privates into a gator’s mouth. But here are two that missed the
hammering a nail straight. Anyone can learn it, and it’s useful in all sorts of situations.” Yes, jokes are democratic (I think I once voted for one). Not everyone is naturally funny, able to summon the hilarious mot juste the very moment disaster strikes. But having a portfolio of prequalified jokes at the ready, with some smart guidelines for delivering them, is a fine start. Many world-class comedians will admit under oath that to a large extent being funny is having a good memory (of funny