Dirty Library: Twisted Children's Classics and Folked-Up Fairy Tales
Mary Dauterman, Peter Antosh
Language: English
Pages: 128
ISBN: 0762454407
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
ARE YOU MY BABY DADDY?
Based on the popular blog of the same name, Dirty Library reimagines 45 classic children’s books and gives them a delightfully raunchy and hilarious new spin.
Titles include: Where the Girls Gone Wild Things Are • Handjob and Gretel • Puss in Booze • If You Give a Mouse a Roofie • Are You My Baby Daddy? • and more!
Dirty Library � 2014 by Mary Dauterman and Peter Antosh Illustrations � 2014 by Mary Dauterman Published by Running Press, A Member of the Perseus Books Group All rights reserved under the Pan-American and International Copyright Conventions This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part, in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system now known or hereafter invented, without written
vibrator anywhere! Can you help Sandra to climax by finding Dildo? If you enjoyed Where’s Dildo? you might also like: SexToy Word Search 69 pages of hide-and-sexy with words and sexpressions about your favorite instruments of pleasure! Connect the Dildots! Follow the numbers with your pencil and watch the phalluses grow right along with yours! The Lyin’ Bitch and the Wardrobe Told through the lens of a mall security camera, this book captures the tale of little Lucy Pevensie, a compulsive
—Publishers Weekly Strippy Long Stockings Men from all around the world come to the red-light district to see this redhead dance. But don’t let the girlie pigtails fool you, fellas: Miss Strippy is all woman. And the only thing this lady loves more than putting on her famous gartered silk stockings is taking them off. Testimonial: “A landmark book for redheads! We are rapidly making up ground on blondes and brunettes in the imaginary girlfriend department.” —The Red-Headed League for the
parents of all ages through the story of the desperate Mama Bird looking for that rascally absent Papa Bird. Recommended for ages puberty through menopause. Review: “A Grade-A Whoddunit.” —Chicago Tribune The Ugly Duckface A teenage girl’s desire to fit in goes well beyond overusing the latest lip gloss from Kmart. To truly fit in, she must not just do the duckface, she must be the duckface. About the Author: Born and raised in Beverly Hills, Mrs. Barbara Kenn is a recovering plastic
doing the love scenes.” —Jeanette, Frontier Book Club president Good Lord, Moon! The midnight sky was covered in clouds, but one special little boy will still look out the window and see a full moon. (And he’ll spend the rest of the night buried under his covers, completely terrified.) Excerpt: Goodnight, brother Goodnight, mother Goodnight, bunny Goodnight, money Goodnight, spoon And good night, moo—AHH! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT AT THE WINDOW!? Testimonials: “A classic bedtime story