Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Dave Barry
Language: English
Pages: 192
ISBN: 0345431138
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
TAKE YOUR TRAVEL TIPS FROM DAVE BARRY,
A GUY WHO IS REALLY GONE!
Complete with maps, histories, quaint local facts (France's National Underwear Changing Day is March 12), song lyrics, helpful hints on how to get through Customs (all insects must be spayed), and tidbits from Dave Barry's own fond vacation nightmares, DAVE BARRY'S ONLY TRAVEL GUIDE YOU'LL EVER NEED is just that. You'll find everything you need to know in this incredibly comprehensive reference, including:
- Air Travel (Or: Why Birds Never Look Truly Relaxed)
- Traveling as a Family (Or: No, We Are NOT There Yet)
- Traveling in Europe ("Excuse me! Where is the Big Mona Lisa?")
- Camping: Nature's Way of Promoting the Motel Industry
Terrorists, which is as follows: PROFILE OF SUSPECTED TERRORISTS SEX: Male AGE: 15 through 74 LOOKS SUSPICIOUS: Yes As a smart traveler who wishes to avoid the inconvenience of being taken to a small airless interrogation room and having electrical wiring attached to your various genitals, you should make every effort to avoid fitting this profile. This means that if you are, for example, a male, you should try to deflect the security personnel's attention away from this fact via
basic tram-safety rules such as never fall out of the tram without coming to a full and complete stop. But now the tram ride is over and it's time for fun! Right? Don't be an idiot. It's time to wait in line to buy admission tickets. Most experts recommend that you go with the 47-day pass, which will give you a chance, if you never eat or sleep, to visit all of the Disney themed attractions, including The City of the Future, The Land of Yesterday, The Dull Suburban Residential Community of
Mountains," a natural granite formation that, when viewed from a certain angle, looks like rocks. New Hampshire's Official State Onion Dip Enhancer is chives. New Jersey New Jersey--nicknamed "The New Jersey Turnpike State"--boasts the nation's densest population and convenient access to a number of important bridges and tunnels. It's also a dynamic summer playground, drawing millions of visitors each year to attractions such as Atlantic City, one of the few seaside resorts that would
apologize at all, but in fact got even nastier, not that this is important, any more than the CHANGING that appeared to be sweeping the nation when we were there. Because the truth is that Austria has many really wonderful attractions, which unfortunately because of space constraints we are unable to list here. FACTS AT A GLANCE Currency Unit: The Pflugenhaffenlepzeigenhohenzollern (or "Winkle") Language: Foreign Tipping: Not Permitted Littering Punishable By: Death Alps: Yes Taco
do not wish to start rumors, but sometimes we wonder whether these competing guidebooks are on some kind of narcotics. A quick glance at the map will show you that Ireland is in fact nowhere near Lake Superior, which is located in Maine. So if your vacation plans include dropping Ireland into a major body of water, a much better choice, in our opinion, would be the Irish Sea, which is far more conveniently located, although during the peak season we do recommend that you have reservations.