Miss Suki Is Kooky! (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition) (My Weird School)
Language: English
Pages: 98
ISBN: 1417774304
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Teachers and students will enjoy this early chapter book series about A.J., a boy who hates school, and his weird experiences at school with his unpredictable teachers.
student in school. So make sure your parents fill out this form if they want to order pictures.” “I love getting my picture taken!” said this annoying girl with curly brown hair named Andrea Young. (The girl’s name is Andrea Young, that is. Not her hair. Hair doesn’t have a name.) “Me too,” said this crybaby girl named Emily, who always agrees with anything Andrea says. “They should take your pictures,” I suggested, “and burn them.” My friends Ryan and Michael laughed. Emily looked like she
grown-up, just say please over and over again. The more times you say it, the better chance they will say yes. That’s the first rule of being a kid. “Well, okay,” said Miss Suki. “YAY!” See? It’s amazing. All you have to do is say one dumb word and you can get whatever you want. What a scam! 10 Say Cheese! We walked Miss Suki to the gym. Mrs. Roopy brought along the Blueberry Award. “Miss Suki, I’ve read all your books,” said Andrea, who never misses the chance to brownnose a
Emily said, with tears in her eyes. That girl will cry over any old thing. After library we went to the art room. Ms. Hannah, our art teacher, was waiting for us. “Today we’re going to draw pictures of Rappy, the peregrine falcon in The Fearless Falcon,” said Ms. Hannah. “It was written and illustrated by the famous children’s book author Miss Suki Kabuki.” Hmm, that was strange. Why were we doing something with the same book in both library and art? After we finished drawing our pictures and
us knew what that meant. (Well, maybe Andrea did.) “Call Miss Lazar!” shouted Miss Daisy. Miss Lazar is the school custodian, and she can solve any problem. She must have been right down the hall, because about a second later she burst into the gym. She was holding a toilet bowl plunger. “We have a wild raptor on our hands,” Miss Daisy said. “Do you want me to kill it?” asked Miss Lazar. She got into a batting stance like she was going to hit Rappy with the toilet bowl plunger. “NO!”
into him, Mr. Klutz held up the Blueberry Award. Wham! Rappy slammed right into it and broke it in half! Oooooh, that had to hurt! Rappy got it right on the kisser! It was awesome. A real Kodak moment. Luckily the photographer was snapping pictures the whole time. “Hooray for Mr. Klutz!” we all shouted. Everybody was cheering. Well, everybody except for Miss Suki, who was on her knees, sobbing. Rappy didn’t look too happy either. In fact, it looked like he might be dead. He was on the floor